It is the year 2055. In an unprecedented and landslide victory the Feminist American Party (FAP) has gained a super majority in both the House and Senate. President Hilary Clinton, kept alive through weekly infusions of the blood of young virgin boys, recently signed executive order 66.502 into law, outlawing the public display of all erections. Controversial due to the previously enacted US Code 23.459, which requires all citizens of the United States to be nude at all times, making it incredibly difficult for men to conceal any and all “random and inconsequential erections” (recently redefined as “manifestation of subconscious rape intent”), the majority of men have retired from the workplace to care for their children in lieu of being incarcerated. However, House bill 202.57, making illegal the raising of children by men due to being the majority of perpetrators in molestation and child abuse cases, has recently come up for review, leaving male care givers no other option than to apply for federally mandated regenderfication programs in order to comply with the law. Long live the matriarchy.